London Cockney Accent

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Watcha! ‘ow yer doin?

Thanks for callin but name can’t take yer call right now.

I dunno when he/she’s comin back but you can leave a message, after the beep, if yer want…it’s up to you…and I’ll ask em to give yer a call back when they get in.

Oh…I gotta tell yer…name was being a bit clever the other day with this little pearl of wisdom…If you try to fail, and succeed, which have you done?

I can’t work it out…Waddya you think?…anyway…ta ta…and cheers fer callin…

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Ullo… ‘ow yer doin?

Thanks for callin but name’s not available.

I avnt gotta clue when he/she’s gonna be able to call ya….but you can leave a message, after the beep if yer want…

If yer do that they’ll call yer back when they get in. That’s awlright init?

Meanwhile consider this…Polynesia…is it an area or memory loss in parrots. Good one init?…

Anyway…cheers fer callin…’ere’s yer beep…

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Ullo…you know what?…name’s not around at the moment.

You might as well leave em a message and they’ll call yer back la’er…know what I mean?

There’ll be one of those beep things in a sec and then you can start talkin’…ok?

And ‘ere’s something to make to feel good…Always remember you’re unique, just like everyone else…hah!

And finally…Consciousness: That annoying time between naps.

‘ope that’s made yer day…cheers fer callin…’ere’s yer beep…

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